This spectacular voyage filled with adventure and fun relives the heroic feats of Captain Crispin the Terrible... Wanting to steal Captain Sam's gold, his galleon and his sister, he finds himself facing problems worse than he had every imagined. These cause him to wage a funny and entertaining battle that will make you laugh to tears. The adventure that begins at 9 a.m. and ends at 3:30 p.m. from Monday to Saturday, includes the following during the trip:
A welcome reception from 8:00 a.m. by two weird pirates at the Terminal Maritima (port).
Breakfast served from 8:00 a.m. composed of juice, coffee, fresh fruit, scrambled eggs with chilaquiles and refried beans on the side.
Weighing anchor maneuvers where the pirates are helped by the passengers on board.
Fun-filled aerobics session based on help signals.
“Pirate Torture” contest, using a make-believe “torture” rack and a pair of giant feet.
After the pirate torture, a delightful acrobatic pirate show with Captain Sam unleashing his vengeance against Captain Crispin.
Safety and snorkeling instructions, handing over of life jackets and safety equipment.
A two-hour visit to one of the Bay of Banderas’ best ecological reserves (Playa Majahuitas) where passengers may snorkel. They will also be transported to the beach to enjoy banana boat rides, kayaking, boogie boarding, volleyball tournaments, sand sculpture contests for the little ones, and other special contests for the ladies, sack races, and loads of fun.
Lunch aboard the Marigalante, with Bar-B-Q'd chicken and ribs, rice, salad, corn on the cob and buttered bread
After lunch, a fun-filled contest called “Doctor Pepper”
Open bar throughout the voyage, with recognized national brand drinks. Moreover, the winners of each competition will be awarded spectacular prizes.
Night Show
A welcome reception welcoming passsengers as ot 5:00 p.m. by two weird pirates at the Terminal Maritima (port) whose antics will set the tone for an amazingly entertaining evening.
Sailing from 6:00 to 10:00 p.m., welcoming passengers as of 5:00 p.m.
We leave on time with a spectacular show of the pirate weighing anchor, where they will set the crazy hymn created for this cruise. They will swoop down from the highest masts to the deck, flying across the breadth and length of the ship, coming out from various points therein.
Our pirates will kidnap all the women passengers sailing with us and “encourage” them to help set the sails, and submit them to a rhythmic treatment that will prepare them to enjoy the voyage to its utmost.
Once everyone is in the right mood, a fun-filled “Spanish Lesson” contest will begin, pirate-style.
After the fun comes the calm, when we share with each and every one of the tourists a little bit of our enormous culture by means of an impressive pre-Hispanic show.
Our clients will enjoy a delicious dinner composed of medallions of beef in a mushroom sauce, brochette of shrimp al axiote, garden rice, Greek salad, and Chilean red and white wine.
After dinner, pre-recorded music and a light show await the passengers so that they may enjoy their cruise while Captain Crispin continues with his shenanigans.
Our main feature starts as darkness fall upon the bay: the “Pirate Show”, with terrible Captain Crispin waging an impressive battle against the townspeople of Puerto Vallarta, who will have canons placed on the Malecon and repel the furious captain’s attack with the help of Captain Sam, who will board the ship in full sail and vanquish the daring invader.
This is followed by a beautiful message for the protection of children and world peace performed by the pirates on board to the tune of the famous song “We are the world”, under a shower of fireworks.
This cruise ends with the explosive fiesta on board.